Its just the matter of time
Tue, 24/08/10 – 13:27 | No Comment | 180 views

Before Resignation: Manager controls the employee (dog)

After Resignation: Employee controls the manager (dog)
TRUTH:  Its just the matter of time, both are dogs some or other day.

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My manager is a DOG
Thu, 12/08/10 – 11:49 | No Comment | 430 views
My manager is a DOG

My Manager (Before I Resigned)

My Manager (After I resigned)
Samar: So no matter what, my manager was always a Dog!!

Nervous Breakdown
Fri, 2/07/10 – 6:04 | No Comment | 247 views
Nervous Breakdown

Boss: Hey Samar!! Howz work going?
Samar: Patiently waiting for my nervous breakdown.
Boss: You’ll have to give at least two months notice of your nervous breakdown! Maybe more. You can’t go off anytime you know…
Samar: …

Pakistan’s denial
Sun, 27/06/10 – 11:21 | No Comment | 118 views
Pakistan’s denial

The batsman is saying that the evidence of you putting up the finger and I destroying the stumps is not enough to make him believe that he is out.
Commentary:
I made the cartoon long back at …

What management means
Thu, 24/06/10 – 3:24 | No Comment | 247 views
What management means

Manager: …we value employee input.
Employees: Meaning: We think humor is important
Commentary:
Hehehe…this is what the management feels when you get back to them with some suggestion or feedback for improvement. Just imagine how much our …

Key to Happiness
Tue, 15/06/10 – 5:30 | No Comment | 158 views
Key to Happiness

Manager: Samar has for such a bad appraisal still he looks so happy!!
Samar: Key to Happiness!!
Keep your expectations lower than your manager can offer.
Commentary:
This cartoon of mine is in continuation to yesterday’s cartoon.
How true …

Too serious Sin
Fri, 11/06/10 – 5:54 | No Comment | 327 views
Too serious Sin

Sara: I am doing more than what my salary justifies !!! My conscience asks for immediate restrictive action it …

Cheeku: Write that 100 times! like in school.
Sara: And why should I even do …

Defects to Errors
Wed, 9/06/10 – 19:11 | No Comment | 224 views
Defects to Errors

QA Auditor: Don’t you know DEFECTS are ERRORS when they are passed on to the customer.
Samar: Oh God! Why did you pass on this DEFECT to us!!
Commentary:
QA Audit, I don’t think there is anything more …

Strategy
Mon, 7/06/10 – 5:35 | No Comment | 216 views
Strategy

Manager: Our marketing STRATEGY for this year is going to be on new research which says 25%…..72.3% and 44
All Others:
STRATEGY
The most pompous hallucination of jargons created for an intellectual fraud, perhaps dressed up by …

Astrologers for Traffic Jam
Thu, 3/06/10 – 4:00 | One Comment | 250 views
Astrologers for Traffic Jam

TV at 9 PM: ASTROLOGER GANJUWALA PREDICTS THAT MARKET WILL OPEN POSITIVE AND YOU CAN MAKE MONEY TOMORROW BY…
TV at 10AM: THERE IS A TRAFFIC JAM NEAR DHAULA KUAN. PLEASE TAKE THE ALTERNATE ROUTE. ISSUED …

Time unfolds us
Fri, 28/05/10 – 5:23 | No Comment | 217 views
Time unfolds us

Manager: Samar, I feel I have changed, my logic and intelligence have decreased with time.
Samar: Time does not change us. It just unfolds us!
Commentary:
Man! I don’t understand how come Samar is so …

Beat an idiot
Wed, 26/05/10 – 18:34 | 2 Comments | 456 views
Beat an idiot

Scene 01: Samar and his Manager are arguing in the “Manager’s room”…OOPS…”Argument Room”.
Scene 02: Samar is standing annoyed after the argument and a poster on the wall reads – “ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT AN IDIOT …

He Breathes
Tue, 25/05/10 – 4:20 | 4 Comments | 763 views
He Breathes

Sara: What does your boss do to annoy you ?
Samar: HE BREATHES!
Commentary:
How many of you hate your boss? I think 100% people hate their bosses. Some hate them to such a level, that if it …

“Monday blues” continues
Mon, 24/05/10 – 6:00 | One Comment | 458 views
“Monday blues” continues

Commentary:
Do I need to say anything ??? I don’t even have anything to say…its Monday for me too. Monday Blues!!
I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate …

Employee an Asset
Wed, 19/05/10 – 7:29 | 2 Comments | 1,349 views
Employee an Asset

Samar: That new joinee is getting much more than most of us…is it the right way to treat your old assets?
Manager: Our employee are assets for the company but keep in mind, that assets also depreciate with …

Whose fault?
Wed, 19/05/10 – 3:28 | 2 Comments | 366 views
Whose fault?

TV News: 2 die at Delhi Rail station and Rail minister says its people’s own fault.
Samar: I agree; its democracy and they chose you.
Commentary:
This is a normal scenario in India, something wrong happens like stampede …

What a Tragedy!
Tue, 18/05/10 – 4:08 | No Comment | 399 views
What a Tragedy!

TV News: Lalit Modi submits a 15000 page report against the show-cause notice by BCCI.
Samar: What a TRAGEDY! Modi had to submit a 15000 page reply as a consequence to his 140 character tweet.
Commentary: This …

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