Before Resignation: Manager controls the employee (dog)
After Resignation: Employee controls the manager (dog)
TRUTH: Its just the matter of time, both are dogs some or other day.
My Manager (Before I Resigned)
My Manager (After I resigned)
Samar: So no matter what, my manager was always a Dog!!
Boss: Hey Samar!! Howz work going?
Samar: Patiently waiting for my nervous breakdown.
Boss: You’ll have to give at least two months notice of your nervous breakdown! Maybe more. You can’t go off anytime you know…
Samar: …
The batsman is saying that the evidence of you putting up the finger and I destroying the stumps is not enough to make him believe that he is out.
Commentary:
I made the cartoon long back at …
Manager: …we value employee input.
Employees: Meaning: We think humor is important
Commentary:
Hehehe…this is what the management feels when you get back to them with some suggestion or feedback for improvement. Just imagine how much our …
Manager: Samar has for such a bad appraisal still he looks so happy!!
Samar: Key to Happiness!!
Keep your expectations lower than your manager can offer.
Commentary:
This cartoon of mine is in continuation to yesterday’s cartoon.
How true …
Sara: I am doing more than what my salary justifies !!! My conscience asks for immediate restrictive action it …
Cheeku: Write that 100 times! like in school.
Sara: And why should I even do …
QA Auditor: Don’t you know DEFECTS are ERRORS when they are passed on to the customer.
Samar: Oh God! Why did you pass on this DEFECT to us!!
Commentary:
QA Audit, I don’t think there is anything more …
Manager: Our marketing STRATEGY for this year is going to be on new research which says 25%…..72.3% and 44
All Others:
STRATEGY
The most pompous hallucination of jargons created for an intellectual fraud, perhaps dressed up by …
TV at 9 PM: ASTROLOGER GANJUWALA PREDICTS THAT MARKET WILL OPEN POSITIVE AND YOU CAN MAKE MONEY TOMORROW BY…
TV at 10AM: THERE IS A TRAFFIC JAM NEAR DHAULA KUAN. PLEASE TAKE THE ALTERNATE ROUTE. ISSUED …
Manager: Samar, I feel I have changed, my logic and intelligence have decreased with time.
Samar: Time does not change us. It just unfolds us!
Commentary:
Man! I don’t understand how come Samar is so …
Scene 01: Samar and his Manager are arguing in the “Manager’s room”…OOPS…”Argument Room”.
Scene 02: Samar is standing annoyed after the argument and a poster on the wall reads – “ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT AN IDIOT …
Sara: What does your boss do to annoy you ?
Samar: HE BREATHES!
Commentary:
How many of you hate your boss? I think 100% people hate their bosses. Some hate them to such a level, that if it …
Commentary:
Do I need to say anything ??? I don’t even have anything to say…its Monday for me too. Monday Blues!!
I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate Mondays..I hate …
Samar: That new joinee is getting much more than most of us…is it the right way to treat your old assets?
Manager: Our employee are assets for the company but keep in mind, that assets also depreciate with …
TV News: 2 die at Delhi Rail station and Rail minister says its people’s own fault.
Samar: I agree; its democracy and they chose you.
Commentary:
This is a normal scenario in India, something wrong happens like stampede …
TV News: Lalit Modi submits a 15000 page report against the show-cause notice by BCCI.
Samar: What a TRAGEDY! Modi had to submit a 15000 page reply as a consequence to his 140 character tweet.
Commentary: This …
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Boss: Hey Samar!! Howz work going?
Samar: Patiently waiting for my nervous breakdown.
Boss: You’ll have to give at least two months notice of your nervous breakdown! Maybe more. You can’t go off anytime you know…
Samar: …
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