Samar: Hiiii!!!..long time since you called. I have been very busy since last 2 months. Multiple deliveries were pending. It was very busy and painful time…but its normal now. What about you?
Friend: I cannot understand …

A Frustrated new Engineer -  “After so many interviews what I’ve realized is, PROSTITUTION IS THE ONLY INDQUSTRY WHICH TREATS FRESHERS LIKE ANGELS..!!
 

 
Cheeku: Yaar!! My Manager has a suggestion..
Samar: Ha ha ha… hi hi hi…hu hu hu…he has a SUGGESTION.
Comment:
Why its always that when our manager has a suggestion its so funny and ridiculous that you …

salary is credited
 
The 3 most powerful words in this world are – “SALARY IS CREDITED”

 
Manager: You cannot blackmail me like this
Cheeku: Why is he crying like that
Samar: Nothing…I just told him that if he does not increase my salary. I will tell everyone in office that he has increased …

Samar: Since its guaranteed hike every 3 months…I want my salary in Petrol!!
 
Comment: I think soon petrol will be the medium of exchange instead of currency notes. Girls will start wearing small bottles or petrol …