Cheeku: Yaar!! My Manager has a suggestion..

Samar: Ha ha ha… hi hi hi…hu hu hu…he has a SUGGESTION.
Comment:
Why its always that when our manager has a suggestion its so funny and ridiculous that you …

 
Manager: You cannot blackmail me like this
Cheeku: Why is he crying like that
Samar: Nothing…I just told him that if he does not increase my salary. I will tell everyone in office that he has increased …

Samar: Since its guaranteed hike every 3 months…I want my salary in Petrol!!
 
Comment: I think soon petrol will be the medium of exchange instead of currency notes. Girls will start wearing small bottles or petrol …

Motivated Boredom
Manager: Why are you resigning? Last month you were appraised so good. Now you are telling that you are bored and not motivated!
 
Samar: Pity he has not heard of “Motivated Boredom”
 
Comment:
I can bet almost …

Before Resignation: Manager controls the employee (dog)
After Resignation: Employee controls the manager (dog)
TRUTH:  Its just the matter of time, both are dogs some or other day.

Boss: Hey Samar!! Howz work going?
Samar: Patiently waiting for my nervous breakdown.
Boss: You’ll have to give at least two months notice of your nervous breakdown! Maybe more. You can’t go off anytime you know…
Samar: …