Company ke liye weekend kaam kiye to kauno nahi poocha.. Ek code mess up ho gaya to sasura Amreeka tak naam chala gaya hamra

Manager: …THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST CHALLENGING PROJECTS IN RECENT TIMES AND…LEARNING  OPPORTUNITY…  ONSITE…. APPRAISAL…
Manager: THE CAPABILITY NEEDED TO EXECUTE THIS PROJECT IS IN YOU. YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO SHOW YOURSELF. I …

Sara: What does your boss do to annoy you ?
Samar: HE BREATHES!
Commentary:
How many of you hate your boss? I think 100% people hate their bosses. Some hate them to such a level, that if it …

After graduation.
Cheeku: I got a testing job in Adobe…have sweets.
Samar: I am not factotum to mundane jobs, I’ll be writing softwares for avionics.
After starting the work in company
Cheeku (on phone): Kyun bhai…howz the work …

Exhange of Opinions
It normally happens that you think you have made a great proposal or great presentation…when you goto you boss and show the same to him he just comes up with something completely different …