Doctors Vs Lawyers Vs Engineers
Doctor: Hmm…I guess six months.
Cheeku to Lawyer: Doctor says he will take 6 months to read this book.
Lawyer: HA! HA! HA! 6 months!!! Lawyers are more intelligent…we will take just 3 months.
Cheeku to Engineer: You are an engineer na…whats your estimated time to finish this book.
Engineer: Uff!! Reading again!! Just tell me exam kab hai.
Story: Engineers study just one night before the exam…so there isn’t any point asking them to read anything without exam date being final. BEING AN ENGINEER MEANS YOU HAVE ONE-NIGHT-FIGHT CAPABILITY ALWAYS.