Cheeku to Doctor(showing a very thick book): Hey! you are a doctor na…how much time will you take to read this book..

Doctor: Hmm…I guess six months.

Cheeku to Lawyer: Doctor says he will take 6 months to read this book.

Lawyer: HA! HA! HA! 6 months!!! Lawyers are more intelligent…we will take just 3 months.

Cheeku to Engineer: You are an engineer na…whats your estimated time to finish this book.

Engineer: Uff!! Reading again!! Just tell me exam kab hai.

Story: Engineers study just one night before the exam…so there isn’t any point asking them to read anything without exam date being final. BEING AN ENGINEER MEANS YOU HAVE ONE-NIGHT-FIGHT CAPABILITY ALWAYS.