Dil Se... Cartoons | Office Cartoons | Office Humor | Political Cartoons | Personal Life Cartoons http://www.dilsecartoons.com Dil Se... Cartoons Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:25:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Android pleasure http://www.dilsecartoons.com/android-pleasure/ http://www.dilsecartoons.com/android-pleasure/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:25:23 +0000 admin http://www.dilsecartoons.com/?p=809 Android pleasure cartoon

Cheeku: Awesome feeling bro…I rooted my Android which bricked it and then I fixed it by flashing with another ROM image. You just can’t imagine how it feels.

Samar: It feels like you purchase coca-cola, open the bottle, take out the drink, put the beer in it and pack it again in cooler for few hours.

]]> http://www.dilsecartoons.com/android-pleasure/feed/ 0 Why do S/W Engineers get Pregnant so often ? http://www.dilsecartoons.com/why-do-sw-engineers-get-pregnant-so-often/ http://www.dilsecartoons.com/why-do-sw-engineers-get-pregnant-so-often/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:46:10 +0000 admin http://www.dilsecartoons.com/?p=802 Why do software engineers get pregnant so often

 

Samar: Hiiii!!!..long time since you called. I have been very busy since last 2 months. Multiple deliveries were pending. It was very busy and painful time…but its normal now. What about you?

Friend: I cannot understand how do you software engineers get pregnant so frequently…always your delivery is pending.

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Learning: Never read sms sent to you personally in public. It BACKFIRES :P

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Cheeku: Yaar!! My Manager has a suggestion..

Samar: Ha ha ha… hi hi hi…hu hu hu…he has a SUGGESTION.

Comment:

Why its always that when our manager has a suggestion its so funny and ridiculous that you can laugh your heart out. :) Worst…I am a manager now :P

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salary is credited

 

The 3 most powerful words in this world are – “SALARY IS CREDITED”

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Manager: You cannot blackmail me like this

Cheeku: Why is he crying like that

Samar: Nothing…I just told him that if he does not increase my salary. I will tell everyone in office that he has increased my salary.

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Samar: Since its guaranteed hike every 3 months…I want my salary in Petrol!!

 

Comment: I think soon petrol will be the medium of exchange instead of currency notes. Girls will start wearing small bottles or petrol instead of Gold.

You must be wondering why not the salary in Gold. That’s because it is – ‘Gold prices are tied to Global economic conditions so it may fall if conditions go better but Congress being the ruling party in India, the prices of Petrol are bound to increase’

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BEER

OR

PETROL

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तेल की कीमतें बढ़ने से महंगाई बढ़ेगी। महंगाई बढ़ने से

आम आदमी का तेल निकलेगा और जब आम आदमी

तेल देने लगेगा तो महंगाई खुद-ब-खुद कम हो जाएगी

(Idea from Rati Saurabh Saxena’s facebook status)

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