Need, Comfort, Luxury

Cheeku:
For the 1st time in the history of mankind “Need”, “Comfort” & “Luxury” are sold at same price in India! Onions Rs.65, Petrol Rs.65 and Beer Rs.65.

Samar:
Abe Beer is the NEED and …

Monday Agenda:
1. Wake-up
2. SURVIVE
3. Goto bed
Commentary:
Is there anything left comment? Its Monday morning and its a bad taste in mouth. Why after every weekend this MONDAY comes up as a villain. Can’t …

Samar: What all do I need to break this ROTI.
Story: Chapati in office used to be so hard that we felt we need to use saw, scissors, or knife to break or cut a …

Daru se nasha badhta hai
Nashe se junoon…
Junoon se mehnat…
Mehnat se paisa badhta hai…
aur paise se Izzat….
Isliye mere bhai izzat paane ke liye daru peena bahut zaruri hai.

Guruji: Dear! Love is like a cigar…it starts with fire…continues with smoke…and ends in ashes.
Samar: Don’t you worry Guruji…apun chain smoker hai.

Samar: HELLO?
Friend: Hey Samar!! Came to know that your food committee is providing Pizza in lunch today.
Samar: Ya…it was delicious…better that PizzaHut’s or Dominos’…
Friend: GREAT MAN !!!
Samar (talking to himself): Only thing is…I did not …